Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Turd in Car | Crank Yankers | 3:16 |
| 2 | Chinese Rapper | Crank Yankers | 2:33 |
| 3 | Tech Orgasm | Crank Yankers | 3:38 |
| 4 | The Nemesis | Crank Yankers | 1:17 |
| 5 | Birchum Looks for a Job | Crank Yankers | 3:38 |
| 6 | Spoonie Luv Sends Flowers | Crank Yankers | 2:58 |
| 7 | Power Jammin' & Mega Mixin' | Crank Yankers | 2:45 |
| 8 | Deaf Friend Phone Sex | Crank Yankers | 4:42 |
| 9 | Wu Tang at Reba's | Crank Yankers | 3:01 |
| 10 | Attacked by a Monkey | Crank Yankers | 1:54 |
| 11 | Penis Pump | Crank Yankers | 3:36 |
| 12 | Blind Stripper | Crank Yankers | 3:39 |
| 13 | Lost Leg | Crank Yankers | 3:14 |
| 14 | Porn Survey | Crank Yankers | 2:06 |
| 15 | Niles Calls Healthcare | Crank Yankers | 3:52 |
| 16 | We Get to Drink | “Junkyard” Willie Robinson, Blade Jones, Pete Dzoghi, Joe | 4:45 |
| 17 | I Got Mail | Crank Yankers | 2:31 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 4e7fe3ca-9da6-391e-9957-0da215edc47c (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.