Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Aids-Cancer (It's Real) | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 2:30 |
| 2 | Big Brother Is Too Big | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 2:35 |
| 3 | Music Nazi | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 2:32 |
| 4 | Grip of Nothing (It's Better Than Nothing) | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 2:55 |
| 5 | I'd Do Anything for You Honey | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 2:28 |
| 6 | First InterLUDE... (The Awakening) | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 0:36 |
| 7 | Givin' Grampa a Spongebath | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 2:43 |
| 8 | The Interstate Song | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 3:25 |
| 9 | The Urge to Jack-Off Got the Better of Me | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 2:50 |
| 10 | I'm About to... | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 2:32 |
| 11 | Second InterLUDE... (The Dream) | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 0:25 |
| 12 | I Never Really Loved You Fer Real | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 2:26 |
| 13 | Third InterLUDE... (The Denial) | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 0:30 |
| 14 | Summer Clothing and Utter Loathing | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 1:28 |
| 15 | Fourth InterLUDE... (The Realization) | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 0:38 |
| 16 | The Rapist Song | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 2:00 |
| 17 | Shit Happens | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 3:16 |
| 18 | I'm Not Gay (But I'll Try It Anyway) | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 1:32 |
| 19 | I Beat My Wife and Kids Live May 25, 2003 | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 2:07 |
| 20 | Response to Barracuda | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 5:27 |
| 21 | I'll Suck Your Dick for a Rock of Crack | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 1:43 |
| 22 | Bottles and Cans | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 3:59 |
| 23 | Fuck IC Cops/Uber-Ending | Billy Howke & The Hoax | 1:20 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group b26966d2-e62b-4c4c-ac9f-5f3023a866ce (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.