Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Who Da Bitch Now | Eric Schwartz | 2:15 |
| 2 | Dirty Laundry List | Eric Schwartz | 0:49 |
| 3 | Trust Fund Blues | Eric Schwartz | 3:18 |
| 4 | Charliesomething | Eric Schwartz | 2:44 |
| 5 | Taco Bill's Cannon | Eric Schwartz | 3:31 |
| 6 | B.J. (Bad Joke) | Eric Schwartz | 1:12 |
| 7 | President Schwartz | Eric Schwartz | 2:38 |
| 8 | Monica's Mouth | Eric Schwartz | 2:19 |
| 9 | The Pancake Song | Eric Schwartz | 1:54 |
| 10 | Come Out of the Closet | Eric Schwartz | 4:22 |
| 11 | Hey, Weren't You Gay | Eric Schwartz | 2:19 |
| 12 | Crotchless Musings | Eric Schwartz | 0:58 |
| 13 | Stoned People | Eric Schwartz | 2:15 |
| 14 | I Swear, She Said She Was 18 | Eric Schwartz | 4:14 |
| 15 | Telemarket Trailer-Park-It Trash | Eric Schwartz | 3:10 |
| 16 | Bonus Track | Eric Schwartz | 3:48 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group b87f8fcf-69bb-4f3e-8513-9df0d905392f (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.