Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| A1 | Pam Explains | John Trubee & the Ugly Janitors of America | 1:05 |
| A2 | You’re Getting Old | John Trubee & the Ugly Janitors of America | 5:59 |
| A3 | Dildo Factory | John Trubee & the Ugly Janitors of America | 6:20 |
| A4 | Minstrel and Queen | John Trubee & the Ugly Janitors of America | 2:38 |
| A5 | Shop Til You Shit | John Trubee & the Ugly Janitors of America | 4:53 |
| A6 | Can You Hear Me? | John Trubee & the Ugly Janitors of America | 7:01 |
| A7 | Bed and Breakfast Eunuchs Crapping Up the World | John Trubee & the Ugly Janitors of America | 1:28 |
| B1 | Spiritual Insight From Delmar Conley | John Trubee & the Ugly Janitors of America | 7:00 |
| B2 | The Sound of God Smiling | John Trubee & the Ugly Janitors of America | 17:53 |
| B3 | They Call Me Mister Ugly | John Trubee & the Ugly Janitors of America | 4:30 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group c64c402e-c9de-39fe-814d-c038d8b0e0d8 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.