Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| A | Boy Hairdresser | Sperm Wails | 1:55 |
| B1 | The Golden Age of the Casual | Sperm Wails | 2:52 |
| B2 | Old Rockers Never Die (They live Forever on the Guest List) | Sperm Wails | 1:55 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 3f76fc56-3122-4efa-a5d4-3af6890cf9b3 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.