Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| A1 | Stripping for Cash | Half Japanese | |
| A2 | Thick and Thin | Half Japanese | |
| A3 | Diary | Half Japanese | |
| A4 | Big Mistake | Half Japanese | |
| A5 | Hot Dog and Hot Damn | Half Japanese | |
| A6 | The Price Was Right but the Door Was Wrong | Half Japanese | |
| A7 | Blue Monday | Half Japanese | |
| A8 | U.S. Teens Are Spoiled Bums | Half Japanese | |
| A9 | Point/Counterpoint | Half Japanese | |
| A10 | Sex at Your Parents' House | Half Japanese | |
| A11 | The Last Straw | Half Japanese | |
| A12 | Gator Bait | Half Japanese | |
| B1 | La Bamba | Half Japanese | |
| B2 | Colleen | Half Japanese | |
| B3 | Ouija Board Summons Satan | Half Japanese | |
| B4 | You Must Obey Me | Half Japanese | |
| B5 | Salt and Pepper | Half Japanese | |
| B6 | Ancient Life | Half Japanese | |
| B7 | Silver and Katherine | Half Japanese | |
| B8 | Money to Burn | Half Japanese | |
| B9 | Hidden Charms | Half Japanese | |
| B10 | My Sordid Past | Half Japanese |
Source: MusicBrainz release group df02b5a3-18de-3b0f-a9fe-216b03cfb9a5 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.