| 1.1 | Harper Audio Presents… | Tony Robinson | 6:35 |
| 1.2 | His Grace the Duke of Ankh,… | Tony Robinson | 9:27 |
| 1.3 | Uncharacteristically for him, Lord Vetinari laughed… | Tony Robinson | 11:01 |
| 1.4 | In the middle of the throng… | Tony Robinson | 7:39 |
| 1.5 | Soon afterward Lady Sybil was busily engaged… | Tony Robinson | 5:06 |
| 1.6 | It had been a long day… | Tony Robinson | 8:00 |
| 1.7 | There was a maid sweeping… | Tony Robinson | 6:56 |
| 1.8 | While the apple of their eyes… | Tony Robinson | 5:17 |
| 1.9 | Young Sam did not need very much… | Tony Robinson | 7:34 |
| 2.1 | The certain ones, I mean… | Tony Robinson | 6:33 |
| 2.2 | “This is Hangman's Hill,”… | Tony Robinson | 7:09 |
| 2.3 | Sam Vimes was no stranger to death,… | Tony Robinson | 4:21 |
| 2.4 | After ten minutes of walking,… | Tony Robinson | 10:14 |
| 2.5 | There had been some desultory conversation… | Tony Robinson | 10:47 |
| 2.6 | It was often a good idea,… | Tony Robinson | 4:30 |
| 2.7 | Vimes slept a lot better that night,… | Tony Robinson | 12:05 |
| 2.8 | Lady Sybil was very quiet… | Tony Robinson | 5:07 |
| 2.9 | Jiminy's expression was frozen,… | Tony Robinson | 11:06 |
| 3.1 | The slip of linen seemed to defy gravity… | Tony Robinson | 5:55 |
| 3.2 | Willikin's knife disappeared… | Tony Robinson | 7:42 |
| 3.3 | Young Sam was already reading by himself… | Tony Robinson | 7:44 |
| 3.4 | The clergyman, whom Vimes had noticed… | Tony Robinson | 8:29 |
| 3.5 | When the last carriage had been waved away… | Tony Robinson | 7:31 |
| 3.6 | The curtains were drawn… | Tony Robinson | 5:28 |
| 3.7 | The door was opened to them… | Tony Robinson | 8:36 |
| 3.8 | Vimes saw the landscape drift past… | Tony Robinson | 8:13 |
| 3.9 | It was a pleasant walk down to the lockup,… | Tony Robinson | 9:57 |
| 4.1 | Not panicking now, the goblin pointed a claw… | Tony Robinson | 5:05 |
| 4.2 | Colonel Charles Augustus Makepeace had… | Tony Robinson | 11:02 |
| 4.3 | The goblin was already moving quite fast… | Tony Robinson | 11:30 |
| 4.4 | The track from the top of Hangman's Hill… | Tony Robinson | 8:59 |
| 4.5 | There were no roses here,… | Tony Robinson | 5:58 |
| 4.6 | In the Ahkh-Morpork City Watch forensic laboratory… | Tony Robinson | 8:36 |
| 4.7 | The mother of Sam Vimes had managed,… | Tony Robinson | 4:17 |
| 4.8 | Vimes stood up so fast… | Tony Robinson | 6:48 |
| 4.9 | Was that a smile on the old goblin's face? | Tony Robinson | 4:30 |
| 5.1 | It was an eerie journey. | Tony Robinson | 9:06 |
| 5.2 | Vimes had spun round… | Tony Robinson | 6:47 |
| 5.3 | The feeling that hit Samuel Vimes… | Tony Robinson | 5:00 |
| 5.4 | Sybil was in a drawing room… | Tony Robinson | 4:46 |
| 5.5 | Young Sam was sitting on a hay bale… | Tony Robinson | 8:38 |
| 5.6 | A few hours later, almost drowning… | Tony Robinson | 10:10 |
| 5.7 | Baked by a goblin, thought Vimes… | Tony Robinson | 4:54 |
| 5.8 | Miss Beedle stood up and brushed at her dress,… | Tony Robinson | 4:29 |
| 5.9 | The next day Sergeant Colon did not turn up… | Tony Robinson | 9:32 |
| 5.10 | Vimes did some thinking about the problem… | Tony Robinson | 8:23 |
| 6.1 | There were times when the world… | Tony Robinson | 7:07 |
| 6.2 | In the cool depths of his cellar,… | Tony Robinson | 6:28 |
| 6.3 | Feeling rather chirpy after this interlude,… | Tony Robinson | 9:40 |
| 6.4 | There was no point going to bed,… | Tony Robinson | 10:15 |
| 6.5 | They walked with care across the stinking yard… | Tony Robinson | 6:03 |
| 6.6 | Before Vimes was even able to tap on the window,… | Tony Robinson | 6:02 |
| 6.7 | Vimes pulled out bale after bale of brown leaves… | Tony Robinson | 8:59 |
| 6.8 | But of course, who would tell anything important… | Tony Robinson | 6:52 |
| 6.9 | People said that these days, Ankh-Morpork was moving. | Tony Robinson | 11:33 |
| 7.1 | The shape apparently said, according to Billy,… | Tony Robinson | 7:21 |
| 7.2 | Mr. Bewilderforce Gumption was having a good day… | Tony Robinson | 8:14 |
| 7.3 | In fact it took Wee Mad Arthur only an hour… | Tony Robinson | 11:15 |
| 7.4 | Something was going on at the lockup. | Tony Robinson | 6:55 |
| 7.5 | Feeney turned around, making sure… | Tony Robinson | 8:10 |
| 7.6 | Vimes watched the young man's face… | Tony Robinson | 6:30 |
| 7.7 | Wee Mad Arthur was impressed. | Tony Robinson | 9:47 |
| 7.8 | Willikins was sitting on the bench… | Tony Robinson | 6:27 |
| 7.9 | Willikins beamed and saluted. | Tony Robinson | 6:16 |
| 8.1 | The wind was blowing up,… | Tony Robinson | 10:51 |
| 8.2 | And the darkness had been his friend,… | Tony Robinson | 7:03 |
| 8.3 | His name was False;… | Tony Robinson | 7:09 |
| 8.4 | Vimes stared at him. | Tony Robinson | 7:15 |
| 8.5 | Right now, as he looked at the frightened child,… | Tony Robinson | 5:52 |
| 8.6 | And I thought the city was on the tough side,… | Tony Robinson | 6:22 |
| 8.7 | The man formerly known as Brassbound… | Tony Robinson | 11:21 |
| 8.8 | Possibly Stinky was the brains of the outfit. | Tony Robinson | 5:25 |
| 8.9 | Vimes woke in damp and utter darkness… | Tony Robinson | 10:32 |
| 9.1 | Of course, the seasickness didn't help,… | Tony Robinson | 4:14 |
| 9.2 | Vimes liked to have his feet on something solid,… | Tony Robinson | 5:08 |
| 9.3 | Vimes made sure the man was held fast… | Tony Robinson | 7:58 |
| 9.4 | The Queen of Quirm docked that day,… | Tony Robinson | 9:17 |
| 9.5 | Say what you like, the food… | Tony Robinson | 7:21 |
| 9.6 | Vimes stepped away from the mirror… | Tony Robinson | 7:34 |
| 9.7 | Later, Samuel Vimes, all of him, had a bath… | Tony Robinson | 10:21 |
| 9.8 | When they reached Ramkin Hall again… | Tony Robinson | 6:03 |
| 9.9 | During the afternoon Sam Vimes worried. | Tony Robinson | 9:06 |
| 10.1 | The Roberta E. Biscuit plowed on into the night,… | Tony Robinson | 9:47 |
| 10.2 | In the middle of the night… | Tony Robinson | 7:52 |
| 10.3 | There was a huge jamming of coaches… | Tony Robinson | 5:29 |
| 10.4 | The flames where so high over the Ramkin Estate… | Tony Robinson | 9:19 |
| 10.5 | Stratford was good at speed. | Tony Robinson | 8:09 |
| 10.6 | Three days passed. | Tony Robinson | 7:57 |
| 10.7 | Vimes opened his mouth to speak,… | Tony Robinson | 8:55 |
| 10.8 | Epilogue. And three months later… | Tony Robinson | 2:22 |