Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Intro | Louis C.K. | 0:57 |
| 2 | Tell Your Girlfriend I Said "Thanks" | Louis C.K. | 1:36 |
| 3 | Waiting for the Bathroom | Louis C.K. | 0:28 |
| 4 | Duck Vaginas | Louis C.K. | 1:53 |
| 5 | Time Machine | Louis C.K. | 3:01 |
| 6 | Picking People to Hate | Louis C.K. | 6:33 |
| 7 | Suck a Bag of Dicks | Louis C.K. | 8:40 |
| 8 | Ewan McGregor | Louis C.K. | 1:19 |
| 9 | Fat Guy Problems | Louis C.K. | 7:02 |
| 10 | Comparing Notes | Louis C.K. | 3:54 |
| 11 | Saddest Thing in America | Louis C.K. | 7:48 |
| 12 | The Kids Do You In | Louis C.K. | 8:17 |
| 13 | Alone in the House | Louis C.K. | 1:56 |
| 14 | Single People | Louis C.K. | 1:34 |
| 15 | Outro | Louis C.K. | 0:51 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group bb3c4d08-e8e3-4ab7-bbe1-bfe6efb8f107 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.