Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Aquaclaus | Bob Rivers | 2:49 |
| 2 | What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? | Bob Rivers | 3:10 |
| 3 | Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer | Bob Rivers | 1:46 |
| 4 | White Trash Christmas | Bob Rivers | 2:49 |
| 5 | The Little Hooters Girl | Bob Rivers | 1:55 |
| 6 | Be Claus I Got High | Bob Rivers | 3:29 |
| 7 | Not So Silent Night | Bob Rivers | 1:57 |
| 8 | Me and Mrs. Claus | Bob Rivers | 2:22 |
| 9 | Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas | Bob Rivers | 1:52 |
| 10 | Merry Christmas Allah | Bob Rivers | 2:44 |
| 11 | Shoppin’ Around for a Christmas Tree | Bob Rivers | 1:54 |
| 12 | I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas | Bob Rivers | 2:26 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 57c59db9-88bb-3c68-81e3-03a3e42f7c1c (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.