Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sheriff Fatman | Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine | 4:47 |
| 2 | A Prince in a Pauper’s Grave | Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine | 4:19 |
| 3 | Sealed With a Glasgow Kiss | Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine | 2:08 |
| 4 | A Sheltered Life | Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine | 4:15 |
| 5 | Alternative Alf Garnett | Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine | 2:58 |
| 6 | Re-Educating Rita | Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine | 2:03 |
| 7 | Commercial Flippin’ Suicide | Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine | 4:14 |
| 8 | Granny Farming in the UK | Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine | 4:15 |
| 9 | Johnny Cash | Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine | 4:27 |
| 10 | Nowhere Fast | Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine | 3:23 |
| 11 | Girls Can Keep a Secret | Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine | 4:06 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 1a8da3e4-0549-3a5b-a0bc-26381788e7fc (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.