Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Are You Sitting Comfortably? | Jay Foreman | 1:32 |
| 2 | Grandma’s Food | Jay Foreman | 1:44 |
| 3 | Poor James Bond | Jay Foreman | 0:36 |
| 4 | A Christmas Carol: Chapter 13 | Jay Foreman | 0:49 |
| 5 | Ten Green Bottles | Jay Foreman | 0:46 |
| 6 | Caterpillar Sick | Jay Foreman | 1:33 |
| 7 | Favourite Son | Jay Foreman | 3:21 |
| 8 | Generic Christmas | Jay Foreman | 1:53 |
| 9 | Animals Aren’t People | Jay Foreman | 2:14 |
| 10 | SimpsO’Clock | Jay Foreman | 0:31 |
| 11 | Surfin’ With Patricia | Jay Foreman | 1:19 |
| 12 | Emily the Elephant | Jay Foreman | 2:41 |
| 13 | Barry Cryer | Jay Foreman | 0:33 |
| 14 | Every Tube Station | Jay Foreman | 3:13 |
| 15 | End of the Movie | Jay Foreman | 1:38 |
| 16 | Grandfather Clock | Jay Foreman | 2:52 |
| 17 | Alan Sugar’s Milkybar | Jay Foreman | 1:32 |
| 18 | No More Colours | Jay Foreman | 2:49 |
| 19 | We Are the 0.01% | Jay Foreman | 1:35 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group f5cebbc2-83b7-4bf1-b361-8d7167135d26 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.