Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Burn And Peel | Maryellen Hooper | 2:13 |
| 2 | 'Classic' Nose | Maryellen Hooper | 0:58 |
| 3 | I Totaled My Car | Maryellen Hooper | 4:15 |
| 4 | I Got Drunk Once | Maryellen Hooper | 2:26 |
| 5 | My Make-Up Mirror | Maryellen Hooper | 4:20 |
| 6 | I Was A Hairdresser | Maryellen Hooper | 5:35 |
| 7 | 1st Date: Dinner & A Movie | Maryellen Hooper | 3:00 |
| 8 | 2nd Date: Hiking | Maryellen Hooper | 8:45 |
| 9 | Estrogen Knob | Maryellen Hooper | 1:31 |
| 10 | Victoria's Secret | Maryellen Hooper | 2:05 |
| 11 | Sexy Gator Cheer | Maryellen Hooper | 3:34 |
| 12 | I Met His Family | Maryellen Hooper | 4:27 |
| 13 | 3rd Date: The Beach | Maryellen Hooper | 3:38 |
| 14 | Shaving | Maryellen Hooper | 8:03 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group e2248a83-3eb8-3408-a314-a0cc8cb422be (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.