Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Newport KY to L.A. | Jeff Wayne | 0:21 |
| 2 | Bank Holdup, D.U.I., Rehab People | Jeff Wayne | 1:05 |
| 3 | Non-Smoking Section, Smoking Marijuana Sections | Jeff Wayne | 2:11 |
| 4 | Big and Tall Men's Store | Jeff Wayne | 2:25 |
| 5 | 80 Year Old Sex | Jeff Wayne | 0:46 |
| 6 | Natural Disasters, the Wolf, the Bear and the Alligator | Jeff Wayne | 0:49 |
| 7 | Clone Myself for Sex | Jeff Wayne | 3:49 |
| 8 | Killer Whales | Jeff Wayne | 0:41 |
| 9 | The Nice Gorilla, the Alligator Pit | Jeff Wayne | 2:04 |
| 10 | Million Man March | Jeff Wayne | 2:22 |
| 11 | 1200 Lb. Woman and the Twinkie | Jeff Wayne | 1:20 |
| 12 | Society | Jeff Wayne | 2:04 |
| 13 | Save the Planet; Adopt a Highway | Jeff Wayne | 1:24 |
| 14 | Inner City | Jeff Wayne | 1:20 |
| 15 | Starving Kids and Fat Sally | Jeff Wayne | 1:12 |
| 16 | Teenage Branding, Caning, Sex, Problem | Jeff Wayne | 1:33 |
| 17 | The Hunchback | Jeff Wayne | 4:33 |
| 18 | Stupid Teenagers | Jeff Wayne | 2:12 |
| 19 | My Teenagers | Jeff Wayne | 2:24 |
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