Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Not an Asp | Kenneth Williams | 4:35 |
| 2 | Buy British | Kenneth Williams | 4:01 |
| 3 | If only | Kenneth Williams | 4:07 |
| 4 | The last to go | Kenneth Williams | 4:13 |
| 5 | Hand up your sticks | Kenneth Williams | 2:21 |
| 6 | Sex; send me | Kenneth Williams | 0:20 |
| 7 | Take over bid | Kenneth Williams | 0:24 |
| 8 | Lost art | Kenneth Williams | 0:36 |
| 9 | Evils of the weed | Kenneth Williams | 2:03 |
| 10 | Night life | Kenneth Williams | 3:52 |
| 11 | Perfect host | Kenneth Williams | 1:28 |
| 12 | Interesting facts | Kenneth Williams | 4:58 |
| 13 | Critics' Choice | Kenneth Williams | 4:27 |
| 14 | One leg too few | Kenneth Williams | 2:41 |
| 15 | Bird watching | Kenneth Williams | 5:57 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 911b3bb3-e784-4fc1-8cb6-ff645a5deeba (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.