Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|
| 1 | Introduction | Peter Schickele | 1:23 |
| 2 | Grand Serenade for an Awful Lot of Winds & Percussion, S. 1000: I. Grand Entrance | P.D.Q. Bach | 1:45 |
| 3 | Grand Serenade for an Awful Lot of Winds & Percussion, S. 1000: II. Simply Grand Minuet | P.D.Q. Bach | 2:56 |
| 4 | Grand Serenade for an Awful Lot of Winds & Percussion, S. 1000: III. Romance in the Grand Manner | P.D.Q. Bach | 2:41 |
| 5 | Grand Serenade for an Awful Lot of Winds & Percussion, S. 1000: IV. Rondo Mucho Grando | P.D.Q. Bach | 4:06 |
| 6 | Introduction | Peter Schickele | 1:05 |
| 7 | "Dutch" Suite, S. -16: I. Mr. Minuit's Minuet (feat. bassoon: David McGill, tuba: Ronald Bishop) | P.D.Q. Bach | 2:42 |
| 8 | "Dutch" Suite, S. -16: II. Panther Dance (feat. bassoon: David McGill, tuba: Ronald Bishop) | P.D.Q. Bach | 2:51 |
| 9 | "Dutch" Suite, S. -16: III. Dance of the Grand Dams (feat. bassoon: David McGill, tuba: Ronald Bishop) | P.D.Q. Bach | 2:54 |
| 10 | "Dutch" Suite, S. -16: IV. The Lowland Fling (feat. bassoon: David McGill, tuba: Ronald Bishop) | P.D.Q. Bach | 2:16 |
| 11 | Introduction | Peter Schickele | 0:55 |
| 12 | Six Contrary Dances, S. 39: I. Maestoso animoso | P.D.Q. Bach | 2:40 |
| 13 | Six Contrary Dances, S. 39: II. Daintissimo | P.D.Q. Bach | 1:31 |
| 14 | Six Contrary Dances, S. 39: III. Allegro, but not too mucho | P.D.Q. Bach | 2:16 |
| 15 | Six Contrary Dances, S. 39: IV. Molto moderato | P.D.Q. Bach | 2:11 |
| 16 | Six Contrary Dances, S. 39: V. Vivace cucarace | P.D.Q. Bach | 0:48 |
| 17 | Six Contrary Dances, S. 39: VI. Moving right alongo | P.D.Q. Bach | 1:18 |
| 18 | Introduction | Peter Schickele | 0:56 |
| 19 | Lip My Reeds, S. 32' (feat. Tennessee Bassoon Quartet) | P.D.Q. Bach | 4:31 |
| 20 | Door Prize Scene / Fanfare for Fred | Peter Schickele | 2:21 |
| 21 | Introduction | Peter Schickele | 0:49 |
| 22 | March of the Cute Little Wood Sprites, S. Onesy Twosy | P.D.Q. Bach | 3:52 |
| 23 | Introduction | Peter Schickele | 0:50 |
| 24 | Last Tango in Beyreuth (feat. Tennessee Bassoon Quartet) | Peter Schickele | 2:42 |
| 25 | Closing | Peter Schickele | 0:33 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 81eb4391-588b-3bfb-89d0-d2c62167f893 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.