Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Thanks for Coming Out! | Ben Roy | 2:32 |
| 2 | Don't Use Ringback Tones | Ben Roy | 2:57 |
| 3 | I Miss Drinking | Ben Roy | 6:00 |
| 4 | I Have Panic Attacks | Ben Roy | 6:46 |
| 5 | Rice Krispy Treats and the Jersey Shore | Ben Roy | 7:27 |
| 6 | I Hate Tattoos | Ben Roy | 10:19 |
| 7 | Marriage Doesn't Suck, You Do | Ben Roy | 10:05 |
| 8 | My Sexual Gift | Ben Roy | 1:59 |
| 9 | Just One Child | Ben Roy | 6:33 |
| 10 | You're Not Going to Do Anything | Ben Roy | 8:14 |
| 11 | Las Vegas Handjob | Ben Roy | 5:24 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 5807baf1-8905-4eec-aa87-a35131a7b3a2 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.