Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Cry Me a River | Third Try | 3:04 |
| 2 | Last Asshole on Earth | Third Try | 3:27 |
| 3 | Lightning Rods | Third Try | 2:29 |
| 4 | Hallmark Holiday | Third Try | 1:46 |
| 5 | And 10 Other Reasons I'll Never Be President | Third Try | 4:46 |
| 6 | Militant Christian Girlfriend | Third Try | 0:57 |
| 7 | Goodbye Temecula | Third Try | 3:46 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 946c396b-01ed-3b38-8897-1b0f11bc8a70 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.