Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Funny Scene | Kramer | 5:12 |
| 2 | Buddy Holly Will Never Die | Kramer | 4:30 |
| 3 | The Opium Wars Have Long Ceased | Kramer | 2:51 |
| 4 | Don't Come Around | Kramer | 3:42 |
| 5 | The Parasite Song | Kramer | 5:06 |
| 6 | The Pink Death Song of Love | Kramer | 3:00 |
| 7 | It Never Stops Being Absurd | Kramer | 5:34 |
| 8 | Eddie Called Back on the Carphone | Kramer | 4:57 |
| 9 | You've Got to Hide Your Love Away | Kramer | 3:43 |
| 10 | The Hot Dog Song | Kramer | 4:44 |
| 11 | It's Alright If She Don't Love You Right | Kramer | 3:59 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 1542cc37-15db-3396-94ab-bec58c595a2b (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.