Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Paid Programming | Brutal Juice | 1:37 |
| 2 | Green Acres | The Meatmen | 0:58 |
| 3 | Zoom | Murphy’s Law | 1:25 |
| 4 | Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? | Tilt | 2:21 |
| 5 | Roadrunner | Boris the Sprinkler | 0:48 |
| 6 | Friends | Pink Lincolns | 2:35 |
| 7 | Mission: Impossible | The Meatmen | 0:52 |
| 8 | Baretta | Trick Babys | 1:46 |
| 9 | Diff'rent Strokes | Todd Bridges & The Whatchu Talking 'Bout Willis Experience | 0:53 |
| 10 | Cops | H₂O | 2:27 |
| 11 | Get Smart | Agent Orange | 2:38 |
| 12 | Secret Agent Man | The Dickies | 2:23 |
| 13 | Hawaii Five-O | FU | 1:50 |
| 14 | Stingray | The Hi-Fives | 1:53 |
| 15 | Out of Limits | Laika & the Cosmonauts | 2:03 |
| 16 | Laverne and Shirley | No Use for a Name | 1:11 |
| 17 | Mary Tyler Moore | Clowns for Progress | 3:00 |
| 18 | The Monkees | Furious George | 0:46 |
| 19 | The Partridge Family | Horace Pinker | 2:31 |
| 20 | Welcome Back Kotter | Squirtgun | 1:47 |
| 21 | Saved by the Bell | The Cretins | 0:51 |
| 22 | Paid Programming | Joyride | 1:00 |
| 23 | Cheers | Felix Frump | 2:04 |
| 24 | WKRP In Cincinnati | Weston | 0:51 |
| 25 | It's Garry Shandling's Show | Thirsty | 0:33 |
| 26 | Bewitched | Brutal Juice | 1:14 |
| 27 | The Munsters | No Use for a Name | 0:39 |
| 28 | All In The Family | The Grabbers | 0:49 |
| 29 | The Jeffersons | Latex Generation | 0:54 |
| 30 | Gilligan's Island | Manic Hispanic | 1:47 |
| 31 | Dukes Of Hazzard | Hot Water | 1:39 |
| 32 | Hee-Haw | Jesus Christ Superfly | 1:35 |
| 33 | Beverly Hillbillies | Butt Trumpet | 1:40 |
| 34 | Good Times | The Bollweevils | 0:40 |
| 35 | Charles In Charge | Corn Mo | 1:39 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 5541dbec-6c85-328c-bc4d-c85a249eb2df (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.