Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1.1 | Chapter 1: "Scratch ‘N‘ Sniff" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 13:04 |
| 1.2 | Chapter 2: "Icy Silence" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 7:31 |
| 1.3 | Chapter 3: "The Wanderer" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 8:28 |
| 1.4 | Chapter 4: "Drivel" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 9:30 |
| 1.5 | Chapter 5: "Abandon Starbucks!" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 14:48 |
| 1.6 | Chapter 6: "Soap-Dodger" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 7:33 |
| 1.7 | Chapter 7: "A Bucket in the Corner" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 7:11 |
| 2.1 | Chapter 8: "Maybe It's the Drains" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 11:50 |
| 2.2 | Chapter 9: "A Little Bit of Drool" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 8:11 |
| 2.3 | Chapter 10: "Slightly Chewed" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 5:55 |
| 2.4 | Chapter 11: "Hair Pulling" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 4:56 |
| 2.5 | Chapter 12: "Pongy Pong" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 7:52 |
| 2.6 | Chapter 13: "Shut your Face!" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 3:46 |
| 2.7 | Chapter 14: "Lady and the Tramp" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 9:49 |
| 2.8 | Chapter 15: "Bath time" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 5:40 |
| 2.9 | Chapter 16: "Rule Britannia" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 5:41 |
| 3.1 | Chapter 17: "Collapsed Bouffant" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 8:11 |
| 3.2 | Chapter 18: "Rabbit Droppings" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 5:31 |
| 3.3 | Chapter 19: "Supertramp" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 5:43 |
| 3.4 | Chapter 20: "Grubby Toilet Roll" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 5:59 |
| 3.5 | Chapter 21: "Wet Wipe" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 7:40 |
| 3.6 | Chapter 22: "Long Lion Days" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 10:51 |
| 3.7 | Chapter 23: "Plastic Snowman" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 6:10 |
| 3.8 | Chapter 24: "Yuckety Yuck Yuck" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 4:43 |
| 3.9 | Chapter 25: "Black Leather Mistletoe" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 6:13 |
| 3.10 | Chapter 26: "Little Star" | David Walliams read by David Walliams & Matt Lucas | 8:12 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 3a178d97-d9af-4b8c-8129-8cdabc59ce00 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.