Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Baby Song | Sean Morey | 1:45 |
| 2 | I Will Survive (the inlaws) | Sean Morey | 1:27 |
| 3 | The Lovers Duet | Sean Morey | 1:59 |
| 4 | Diarrheaville | Sean Morey | 2:11 |
| 5 | At Home Depot | Sean Morey | 2:05 |
| 6 | The Presidents Day Song | Sean Morey | 1:23 |
| 7 | When a Man Loves a TV | Sean Morey | 2:29 |
| 8 | Back in the AARP | Sean Morey | 1:57 |
| 9 | No Man's Land | Sean Morey | 2:10 |
| 10 | I am the Plaintiff | Sean Morey | 2:56 |
| 11 | Horny Porny Christmas | Sean Morey | 1:38 |
| 12 | The Impossible Space | Sean Morey | 1:32 |
| 13 | The Woman Song | Sean Morey | 2:06 |
| 14 | A Hairy Butt | Sean Morey | 1:37 |
| 15 | The Annoying Song | Sean Morey | 2:10 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group bd7e1faf-dead-3183-848a-1862c98af371 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.