Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Come out and Say, "Hello Toronto!" | David Cross | 1:44 |
| 2 | Then I Talk About Tattoos! | David Cross | 10:41 |
| 3 | Celebrating the Ignoring of Genocide! | David Cross | 5:48 |
| 4 | A Bit I Stole from Dave Attell! | David Cross | 3:58 |
| 5 | Vape Japes! | David Cross | 1:41 |
| 6 | Hello, Adolf | David Cross | 5:04 |
| 7 | Oh No He Didn't!! He Said, "Patriojizm?!" | David Cross | 5:16 |
| 8 | What a Fool Believes (But Not the Doobie Brothers Version) | David Cross | 12:50 |
| 9 | Shoot First, Ask Questions Never | David Cross | 8:44 |
| 10 | National Trifle Association | David Cross | 8:05 |
| 11 | The Marked Difference Between Muslims and Other Insane People | David Cross | 4:16 |
| 12 | History's Most Excellent Raping Brotherhood | David Cross | 2:21 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 2c811026-2509-4177-846b-989114c00b52 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.