Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Intro (The Greatest Men That Ever Lived) | Weezyer | 1:04 |
| 2 | A Milli + Troublemaker | Weezer | 4:01 |
| 3 | Don't Let Go of That Lollipop | Weezyer | 3:03 |
| 4 | The Dope Nose is Poppin' Bottles | Weezyer | 3:01 |
| 5 | Mrs. Officer Turned and Left Me Here | Weezyer | 2:19 |
| 6 | Stuntin' Like My Daddy in Beverly Hills | Weezyer | 4:13 |
| 7 | Fireman, Gimme Some of That Surf Wax | Weezyer | 3:40 |
| 8 | Outro | Weezyer | 3:19 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group d718f890-9b39-4c87-9809-176e60014071 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.