Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|
| A1 | Introduction | Will Jordan | 1:14 |
| A2 | The Stoned Guest (Part One) | Professor Peter Schickele, Lorna Haywood, John Ferrante, Seymour Solomon, Marlena Kleinman, Will Jordan | 23:47 |
| B1 | Intermission Feature: Opera Whiz | Professor Peter Schickele, Bill Macy | 4:25 |
| B2 | Plot Synopsis | Lorna Haywood, Marlena Kleinman, Will Jordan | 4:01 |
| B3 | The Stoned Guest (Completion): Ⅺ. Recitative: “I hate to interrupt” / Ⅻ. Quartet: “Don Octave” / XIII. Finale: “O saviour” / Announcement | Peter Schickele, Prof. Peter Schickele, Lorna Haywood, John Ferrante, Marlena Kleinman, Will Jordan, Bernice | 8:24 |
| B4 | Two Madrigals from The Triumphs of Thusnelda: “The Queen to me a royal pain doth give” / “My bonnie lass she smelleth” | Professor Schickele, John Nelson, Lorna Haywood, John Ferrante, Marlena Kleinman, Will Jordan | 6:25 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 78d94c19-21de-3805-8cdd-11ed734e93fd (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.