Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Drugs / Crank Yankers | Jim Florentine | 3:22 |
| 2 | Super Bowl Half Time Show | Jim Florentine | 2:37 |
| 3 | Deep Voice / Marriage | Jim Florentine | 3:07 |
| 4 | Fat Tax | Jim Florentine | 4:53 |
| 5 | Being a Comedian | Jim Florentine | 2:43 |
| 6 | Small Talk | Jim Florentine | 2:43 |
| 7 | Phone Call From My Ex | Jim Florentine | 3:05 |
| 8 | Awful Music at Weddings | Jim Florentine | 2:35 |
| 9 | Pulling Pranks | Jim Florentine | 3:41 |
| 10 | Special Ed | Jim Florentine | 2:35 |
| 11 | Playing Soccer = Gay / My Time as an Alter Boy | Jim Florentine | 2:25 |
| 12 | Winter / SUV | Jim Florentine | 2:59 |
| 13 | Mother’s Day Flowers | Jim Florentine | 1:23 |
| 14 | Dedications | Jim Florentine | 1:12 |
| 15 | My Broad | Jim Florentine | 5:19 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 216a3eff-65f1-493e-a1aa-4a0eb67cc8d0 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.