Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| A1 | Meet the Candidate | Pat Paulsen | 1:30 |
| A2 | Two Cows | Pat Paulsen | 2:43 |
| A3 | Soldiers' Lament | Pat Paulsen | 1:53 |
| A4 | Freedom to Censor | Pat Paulsen | 2:45 |
| A5 | I Will Not Run... | Pat Paulsen | 2:23 |
| A6 | I Will Not Serve... | Pat Paulsen | 2:35 |
| A7 | The Critics Attack | Pat Paulsen | 1:17 |
| A8 | Counter-Attack | Pat Paulsen | 0:38 |
| A9 | Slip of the Tongue | Pat Paulsen | 2:28 |
| A10 | Formal Announcement | Pat Paulsen | 1:43 |
| A11 | In Your Gourd, You Know He's Good | Pat Paulsen | 0:45 |
| A12 | The Bandwagon | Pat Paulsen | 1:17 |
| B1 | Humble Beginning | Pat Paulsen | 1:25 |
| B2 | The Age of Reason | Pat Paulsen | 2:45 |
| B3 | Ruthless Denial | Pat Paulsen | 0:35 |
| B4 | Big Shot | Pat Paulsen | 2:32 |
| B5 | Victory Rally | Pat Paulsen | 1:37 |
| B6 | Meet the Prez | Pat Paulsen | 5:15 |
| B7 | Questions and Evasions | Pat Paulsen | 0:45 |
| B8 | Messing Around | Pat Paulsen | 1:14 |
| B9 | The Simple Savior | Pat Paulsen | 3:05 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group f2396749-86e9-467a-8ca4-75dea2b60b04 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.