Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wardrobe Malfunction | Tommy & Rumble | 1:48 |
| 2 | The Dayton 500 | Tommy & Rumble | 2:16 |
| 3 | Esodomy.com | Tommy & Rumble | 1:33 |
| 4 | Osama vs. The Olsen Twins | Tommy & Rumble | 1:35 |
| 5 | You Plug the TV in Where? | Tommy & Rumble | 2:39 |
| 6 | Save the Interns | Tommy & Rumble | 1:45 |
| 7 | Kerry vs. Kerry | Tommy & Rumble | 2:02 |
| 8 | The Cat is Back! | Tommy & Rumble | 1:47 |
| 9 | Return of the Crocodile Hunter | Tommy & Rumble | 2:40 |
| 10 | Bush Debate Coach | Tommy & Rumble | 1:07 |
| 11 | Sewer Pipe Registry | Tommy & Rumble | 1:17 |
| 12 | Black Leather | Tommy & Rumble | 0:36 |
| 13 | Tear Down this Wall! | Tommy & Rumble | 2:25 |
| 14 | Kill Chill | Tommy & Rumble | 0:55 |
| 15 | The New Axis of Evil | Tommy & Rumble | 2:26 |
| 16 | The Witch of Pungo | Tommy & Rumble | 5:16 |
| 17 | Ed Shrek | Tommy & Rumble | 1:08 |
| 18 | A Lotta Cars Accident | Tommy & Rumble | 0:52 |
| 19 | No, I'm Not in Hamas! | Tommy & Rumble | 1:08 |
| 20 | The Hitler Cup | Tommy & Rumble | 0:58 |
| 21 | Bill Clinton: "My Life... Sorta" | Tommy & Rumble | 1:13 |
| 22 | Doin' It Felony Style | Tommy & Rumble | 2:14 |
| 23 | Terror on Line One! | Tommy & Rumble | 1:41 |
| 24 | Bedwetter Convention | Tommy & Rumble | 2:28 |
| 25 | Samsonite | Tommy & Rumble | 0:45 |
| 26 | Dan Rather Gets a Spanking | Tommy & Rumble | 2:00 |
| 27 | Brokaw vs. Brokaw | Tommy & Rumble | 2:05 |
| 28 | Extreme Makeover: Iraq | Tommy & Rumble | 1:38 |
| 29 | A Mike Tyson Christmas | Tommy & Rumble | 1:21 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group de92e84c-901b-4f24-8631-0ea6c327333b (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.