Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sock Full of Coal | The Missile Toads | 2:35 |
| 2 | Christmas Ham | The Missile Toads | 2:28 |
| 3 | Santa Suit | The Missile Toads | 2:17 |
| 4 | Christmas Party Tonight! | The Missile Toads | 3:32 |
| 5 | Xmas Eve | The Missile Toads | 2:22 |
| 6 | Please Daddy Don't Get Drunk This Xmas | The Missile Toads | 2:35 |
| 7 | Hurry Up Santa | The Missile Toads | 2:54 |
| 8 | Santa's on Methadone | The Missile Toads | 1:45 |
| 9 | Reindeer in the Night | The Missile Toads | 1:59 |
| 10 | Who the Hell Is Santa Clause? | The Missile Toads | 2:42 |
| 11 | If the Elves Were United | The Missile Toads | 3:45 |
| 12 | Santa Claus Hates Me | The Missile Toads | 3:01 |
| 13 | Ultra Christmas | The Missile Toads | 2:06 |
| 14 | Christmas Bomb | The Missile Toads | 2:56 |
| 15 | Santa's a Boozer (radio edit) | The Missile Toads | 2:50 |
| 16 | Ultra Christmas (radio edit) | The Missile Toads | 2:07 |
| 17 | Santa's a Boozer | The Missile Toads | 2:51 |
| 18 | Snow Meiser | The Missile Toads | 1:53 |
| 19 | Blue Christmas | The Missile Toads | 1:47 |
| 20 | Christmaskrieg Bop | The Missile Toads | 2:03 |
| 21 | Santa Is a Nazi | The Missile Toads | 2:41 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 3b102e4a-09e8-4bd5-8a7a-e469512c5a92 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.