Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Introduction | Bill Engvall | 0:29 |
| 2 | I’ve Been Married for Twenty Years | Bill Engvall | 2:42 |
| 3 | The Differences in Years | Bill Engvall | 1:41 |
| 4 | Getting Old Sucks | Bill Engvall | 2:13 |
| 5 | In Vitro | Bill Engvall | 4:00 |
| 6 | Boys Have No Discretion | Bill Engvall | 6:11 |
| 7 | Jolly Roger Party Boat | Bill Engvall | 3:10 |
| 8 | Here’s Your Sign | Bill Engvall | 5:27 |
| 9 | Here’s Your Sign (Don’t Mess with Us) | Bill Engvall | 2:31 |
| 10 | Married for Twenty Years | Bill Engvall | 4:03 |
| 11 | Here’s Your Sign (Wear It All the Time) | Bill Engvall | 3:38 |
| 12 | Here’s Your Sign Christmas | Bill Engvall | 2:29 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group e90436c1-5e7b-359b-b898-3007eae063d6 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.