Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Use Protection... Cause Kids Suck | Robert J. Ross | 4:50 |
| 2 | The Grammar Song | Robert J. Ross | 3:08 |
| 3 | Why Does Monday Seem So Long? | Robert J. Ross | 4:02 |
| 4 | We're All Lonely Losers | Robert J. Ross | 4:14 |
| 5 | How To Die | Robert J. Ross | 4:06 |
| 6 | My Teacher: The Creature | Robert J. Ross | 5:03 |
| 7 | We're All Going To Die Someday | Robert J. Ross | 5:28 |
| 8 | Song to Cure Your Depression | Robert J. Ross | 3:33 |
| 9 | Motherfucker | Robert J. Ross | 4:29 |
| 10 | The History of the World | Robert J. Ross | 8:00 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 33071adf-baa6-4a11-8206-d35b7b02ee8f (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.