Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Intro; Who Signed the Declaration of Independence | Gene Tracy | 1:51 |
| 2 | The Duck | Gene Tracy | 3:18 |
| 3 | The Abundantly Endowed Baby; We Move Anything for Ten Cents; The Lucky Stool | Gene Tracy | 4:17 |
| 4 | He'd Been Saving for 40 Years; Turn Her Over | Gene Tracy | 3:15 |
| 5 | Ten Toes Up, Ten Toes Down; All He Thinks About Is Sex | Gene Tracy | 4:12 |
| 6 | She's Just Got Two Weeks to Live | Gene Tracy | 2:19 |
| 7 | Look at That Onion | Gene Tracy | 3:13 |
| 8 | I Bet You Wish You Could Do That; Sharon's Parrot; The Purple Heart | Gene Tracy | 4:27 |
| 9 | I'll Grab You a Handful of Leaves; Close Your Eyes; The Lotion Machine | Gene Tracy | 4:47 |
| 10 | Peaches for Sale; The End | Gene Tracy | 1:52 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 107118e5-3ec8-4f2c-9a8f-8a7dd97e8841 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.