Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hello Front Row | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:12 |
| 2 | Gay Motorcycle Couple? | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:01 |
| 3 | Earn Your Creams | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:08 |
| 4 | Fresh Wound, Pt. 1 | Big Jay Oakerson | 4:58 |
| 5 | Fresh Wound, Pt. 2 | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:57 |
| 6 | Trans That Make You Go Hmmm (Jewminy Cricket) | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:37 |
| 7 | Playing the Wingman | Big Jay Oakerson | 4:02 |
| 8 | It’s Gonna Be a Weird Thanksgiving | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:46 |
| 9 | I Promised Myself | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:55 |
| 10 | Know Your Asians | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:50 |
| 11 | My 15 Year Old Daughter Is Here | Big Jay Oakerson | 5:07 |
| 12 | The Story “Arc” | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:28 |
| 13 | I Promised Myself (reprise) | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:35 |
| 14 | Thinking of You… | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:31 |
| 15 | Front Row Roundup | Big Jay Oakerson | 5:09 |
| 16 | Jon’s Stupid Bar Mitzvah / Goodnight | Big Jay Oakerson | 5:45 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 707453db-eb03-4676-9874-4bc282f1cec7 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.