Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Don’t Care If You’re a Paraplegic, Let’s Play Twister (It’s All in the Hips) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:40 |
| 2 | Damn, I Can’t Find My Dad’s Cock Ring (A Bad Time at Uncle Fuck’s) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:38 |
| 3 | He Had a Voice That Could Make a Wolverine Purr and Suits So Fine They Made Sinatra Look Like a Hobo (A Man on Fire) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:29 |
| 4 | David Letterman Cuckold Dance Party (Please Don’t Get It in My Hair) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:42 |
| 5 | The Human Torch Was Denied a Bank Loan and Mr. Fantastic Had Sex With a Rubber Band Ball (It Was Not Fun to Watch) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:45 |
| 6 | Jesus Definitely Had a Huge Dong, No Questions Asked (It Looks Bigger in Person) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:38 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group f4390ac3-ddc9-4713-8744-8629954c9a93 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.