Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Amazing Bigfoot Diet | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:59 |
| 2 | Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:07 |
| 3 | Jesus at McDonald's | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 5:27 |
| 4 | Amsterdam Dogshit Blues | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:10 |
| 5 | Stuffin' Martha's Muffin | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:56 |
| 6 | Burn Down the Malls | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 4:55 |
| 7 | Elvis Is Everywhere | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 4:53 |
| 8 | Louisiana Liplock | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 4:20 |
| 9 | (619) 239-King | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 6:03 |
| 10 | Burn Your Money | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 5:17 |
| 11 | Rockin' Religion | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:07 |
| 12 | I Gotta Connect | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:44 |
Member reviews
Source: MusicBrainz release group 97ff651a-c5b5-32ce-b814-098da0a14cfd (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.