Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | UNWATCH ME I DON'T CARE | Screamr | 3:58 |
| 2 | DEATH BY COCKSLAP | Screamr | 3:20 |
| 3 | CONSISTENTLY INCONSISTENT | Screamr | 2:30 |
| 4 | 11 NIGHTS ON DEATH MOUNTAIN | Screamr | 2:15 |
| 5 | MAKEOUT SESSIONS BETWEEN FRIENDS | Screamr | 2:36 |
| 6 | PRINCESS BREEDING; CUM HARVEST | Screamr | 8:42 |
| 7 | THE CUM MACHINE | Screamr | 2:39 |
| 8 | I'LL NEVER MAKE IT | Screamr | 1:24 |
| 9 | PUTTING SMEGMA ON A BAGEL | Screamr | 1:25 |
| 10 | SUPER SECRET FURPORN HANDSHAKE | Screamr | 2:47 |
| 11 | IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL, IMPOSSIBLE TO DESTROY | Screamr | 0:54 |
| 12 | WACKY WILD WALK | Screamr | 2:55 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group b01cb1ff-9ca4-4f9e-b579-3cc32ffaafef (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.