Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chuck Norris Doesn't Sleep, He Waits | Rosematter | 2:41 |
| 2 | A White Horse Fell in the Mud | Rosematter | 3:05 |
| 3 | All Aboard This Trainwreck | Rosematter | 4:05 |
| 4 | It's a Little Too Late for Waves | Rosematter | 3:34 |
| 5 | I'd Like to Thank the Academy | Rosematter | 4:16 |
| 6 | Loosely Translated, It Means You're a Lunchbox | Rosematter | 3:57 |
| 7 | A Western Certificate | Rosematter | 0:46 |
| 8 | The Legend of Gene Wilder | Rosematter | 3:45 |
| 9 | The Diner Scene | Rosematter | 3:46 |
| 10 | Tom Collins's Eggnog Holiday Extravaganza | Rosematter | 2:57 |
| 11 | Inappropriate Mysteries of the Jersey Shore | Rosematter | 3:33 |
| 12 | The Blackest Snow Falls on London | Rosematter | 3:39 |
| 13 | I'll Never Make Love to This Town Again | Rosematter | 4:32 |
| 14 | Two-Five for Being a Jackass | Rosematter | 3:39 |
| 15 | Touchdown Mr. Greenfeld!!! | Rosematter | 3:04 |
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Source: MusicBrainz release group 5de82bb8-6df2-4bef-a2d1-de950f9c0f4e (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.