Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dice Goes to the Mall | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 3:35 |
| 2 | Dice Talks to the Salesman | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 1:00 |
| 3 | Dice Buys a Suit | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 3:36 |
| 4 | Dice on Disasters | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 1:51 |
| 5 | Dice on Nutrition | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 1:38 |
| 6 | Dice Just Says No Leno | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 1:48 |
| 7 | Dice on Redheads | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 1:41 |
| 8 | Dice on Lasting Relationships | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 2:54 |
| 9 | Dice the Advocate | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 2:34 |
| 10 | Dice Stops for Gas | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 2:29 |
| 11 | Dice on Reading Material | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 1:08 |
| 12 | Dice on Orgasms | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 2:06 |
| 13 | Dice's Checklist | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 1:42 |
| 14 | What a Mess | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 0:51 |
| 15 | Dice on Redheaded Men | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 0:43 |
| 16 | Dice Knows When to Say When | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 2:47 |
| 17 | Dice on Complaints | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 1:25 |
| 18 | Dice and Truckdrivers | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 0:23 |
| 19 | Dice Jerks Off | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 2:26 |
| 20 | Dice on Manners | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 1:20 |
| 21 | Dice Vs. Pee-Wee | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 0:31 |
| 22 | Dice at the Drive Thru | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 1:04 |
| 23 | Dice Gets Creative in Bed | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 5:07 |
| 24 | Dice Learns to Mambo | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 3:09 |
| 25 | Dice on Bodybuilders | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 1:14 |
| 26 | Dice Does It Like Dis | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 1:00 |
| 27 | Dice Has Random Thoughts | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 1:38 |
| 28 | Dice Greeting Cards | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 0:44 |
| 29 | Dice Rewrites History | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 2:16 |
| 30 | Let Yourself Go | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 2:16 |
| 31 | You May Be Dancing With Me | Andrew “Dice” Clay | 3:33 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group f5895491-3ffa-372d-b864-926e209e1f0e (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.