Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Intro | The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican | 1:17 |
| 2 | Massage in a Brothel | The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican | 3:40 |
| 3 | Nando’s | The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican | 4:15 |
| 4 | Walking in Manpiss | The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican | 4:13 |
| 5 | She’s From Dodworth | The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican | 5:53 |
| 6 | Since You’ve Been Ron | The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican | 4:08 |
| 7 | How Deep Is Your Glove? | The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican | 4:17 |
| 8 | The Ornithologist Waltz | The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican | 6:53 |
| 9 | The Zipper | The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican | 4:11 |
| 10 | Paint ’em Back | The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican | 3:30 |
| 11 | The Lady in Greggs | The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican | 4:14 |
| 12 | The Cockwombling Song | The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican | 5:13 |
| 13 | The Devil Went Darn to Barnsley | The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican | 5:51 |
| 14 | Jump Ararnd | The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican | 7:56 |
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Source: MusicBrainz release group 2c823408-f844-4975-b9a6-c96c7ff0bc12 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.