Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Teresa | J. M. Smig | 4:04 |
| 2 | Fairy Lust | J. M. Smig | 6:56 |
| 3 | Virgin Von Draws | J. M. Smig | 2:45 |
| 4 | Chinese Chicken: I. Chinese People Never Swear | J. M. Smig | 3:20 |
| 5 | Chinese Chicken: II. Holiday In Yulin | J. M. Smig | 2:55 |
| 6 | Chinese Chicken: III. All Dogs Go To Heaven | J. M. Smig | 1:06 |
| 7 | Rich Man, Poor Manners | J. M. Smig | 6:50 |
| 8 | Nobody's Birthday | J. M. Smig | 3:29 |
| 9 | Crapper Delight | J. M. Smig | 2:52 |
| 10 | Professional Static | J. M. Smig | 2:58 |
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Source: MusicBrainz release group eb0352b0-b542-4a6f-838d-258db334660d (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.