Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|
| 1.1 | Introduction | Lemony Snicket | 0:35 |
| 1.2 | Chapter 01-01 | Lemony Snicket | 4:17 |
| 1.3 | Chapter 01-02: Sure Enough, in the Distance | Lemony Snicket | 4:30 |
| 1.4 | Chapter 01-03: Klaus Pictured All the Books | Lemony Snicket | 1:26 |
| 1.5 | Chapter 02-01 | Lemony Snicket | 4:26 |
| 1.6 | Chapter 02-02: Klaus Thought This Over for a Minute | Lemony Snicket | 5:01 |
| 1.7 | Chapter 02-03: Violet Opened the Door | Lemony Snicket | 4:55 |
| 1.8 | Chapter 02-04: Mr. Poe's Eyes Widened in Surprise | Lemony Snicket | 2:28 |
| 1.9 | Chapter 03-01 | Lemony Snicket | 5:03 |
| 1.10 | Chapter 03-02: "I Wish They Were Here", Violet Said | Lemony Snicket | 4:43 |
| 1.11 | Chapter 03-03: The Children Looked at One Another | Lemony Snicket | 4:34 |
| 1.12 | Chapter 04-01 | Lemony Snicket | 4:22 |
| 1.13 | Chapter 04-02: "Orphans", Count Olaf Cried Out | Lemony Snicket | 5:35 |
| 1.14 | Chapter 04-03: The Baudelaire Children, Alone in the Kitchen | Lemony Snicket | 6:29 |
| 1.15 | Chapter 05-01 | Lemony Snicket | 5:16 |
| 1.16 | Chapter 05-02: The Building Was Square | Lemony Snicket | 4:53 |
| 1.17 | Chapter 05-03: As Violet Spoke, Mr. Poe Reached Into His Pocket | Lemony Snicket | 3:49 |
| 2.1 | Chapter 06-01 | Lemony Snicket | 4:29 |
| 2.2 | Chapter 06-02: "Therefore, to Make You Feel a Little More at Home" | Lemony Snicket | 4:53 |
| 2.3 | Chapter 06-03: The Baudelaire Children Listened to His Heavy Footsteps | Lemony Snicket | 3:12 |
| 2.4 | Chapter 07-01 | Lemony Snicket | 4:27 |
| 2.5 | Chapter 07-02: "Have You Found Anything?" | Lemony Snicket | 4:41 |
| 2.6 | Chapter 07-03: Klaus Felt His Body Go Limp | Lemony Snicket | 1:12 |
| 2.7 | Chapter 08-01 | Lemony Snicket | 5:12 |
| 2.8 | Chapter 08-02: "A Legal Husband", He Read Out Loud | Lemony Snicket | 4:34 |
| 2.9 | Chapter 09-01 | Lemony Snicket | 4:58 |
| 2.10 | Chapter 09-02: "Our Sister Is Not a Stick!" | Lemony Snicket | 4:11 |
| 2.11 | Chapter 10-01 | Lemony Snicket | 4:46 |
| 2.12 | Chapter 10-02: Even Though Count Olaf Was, of Course, the Cause | Lemony Snicket | 5:42 |
| 2.13 | Chapter 11-01 | Lemony Snicket | 4:40 |
| 2.14 | Chapter 11-02: As the First Light of Morning | Lemony Snicket | 5:13 |
| 2.15 | Chapter 11-03: Violet and Klaus Looked at Each Other | Lemony Snicket | 0:49 |
| 3.1 | Chapter 12-01 | Lemony Snicket | 4:45 |
| 3.2 | Chapter 12-02: Justice Strauss Ran Off | Lemony Snicket | 5:03 |
| 3.3 | Chapter 12-03: Klaus Turned His Attention to the Audience | Lemony Snicket | 2:20 |
| 3.4 | Chapter 13-01 | Lemony Snicket | 4:34 |
| 3.5 | Chapter 13-02: "I'm Not Satisfied at All!" Mr. Poe Said | Lemony Snicket | 4:51 |
| 3.6 | Chapter 13-03: What Was Good News to Violet and Her Siblings | Lemony Snicket | 5:04 |
| 3.7 | Chapter 13-04: Violet Gave a Little Cry of Terror | Lemony Snicket | 4:45 |
| 3.8 | A Conversation Between the Author and Leonard S. Marcus | Lemony Snicket | 4:50 |
| 3.9 | A Conversation Between the Author and Leonard S. Marcus: Perhaps I Should Describe a Typical Day | Lemony Snicket | 5:05 |
| 3.10 | A Conversation Between the Author and Leonard S. Marcus: I Don't Know Why I Bring This Up | Lemony Snicket | 4:50 |
| 3.11 | A Conversation Between the Author and Leonard S. Marcus: Do You Know What, Uh, Mr. Snicket Used to Read | Lemony Snicket | 4:46 |
| 3.12 | A Conversation Between the Author and Leonard S. Marcus: These Powder-Faced Women Give a Bad Name | Lemony Snicket | 5:04 |
| 3.13 | A Conversation Between the Author and Leonard S. Marcus: Does Mr. Snicket Get a Lot of Mail? | Lemony Snicket | 5:39 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group e6a9bc72-e6dc-3d4a-b74f-7f04681cfaf7 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.