Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Want a Woman Who's a Total Bastard | Petrol Bastard | 2:09 |
| 2 | Is It Okay to Fall in Love with a Racist? | Petrol Bastard | 0:36 |
| 3 | Blast It with Piss | Petrol Bastard | 1:53 |
| 4 | I Spent My Rent Money on Tentacle Porn | Petrol Bastard | 1:12 |
| 5 | Fred Foster's Broken Fridge | Petrol Bastard | 3:12 |
| 6 | Fly a Plane into a Londis | Petrol Bastard | 2:31 |
| 7 | Yorkshire Fonz | Petrol Bastard | 0:10 |
| 8 | Swan Shit on Mah Dik | Petrol Bastard | 1:13 |
| 9 | If You Die in Batley Do You Die in Real Life? | Petrol Bastard | 4:46 |
| 10 | Fiat Multipla | Petrol Bastard | 3:06 |
| 11 | What the Fuck Was in That Pill? | Petrol Bastard | 2:24 |
| 12 | Angry Cum Man | Petrol Bastard | 0:19 |
| 13 | White Star Adventuraaar | Petrol Bastard | 2:45 |
| 14 | Beefy Grandad | Petrol Bastard | 2:49 |
| 15 | Bunch of Fuckers | Petrol Bastard | 2:28 |
| 16 | Shit and Fire (Ultraviolence Remix) | Petrol Bastard | 4:11 |
| 17 | Drunken Bastard | Petrol Bastard | 0:14 |
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Source: MusicBrainz release group 358a1c1b-0510-4ede-bce4-e37b925167ae (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.