Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | So Here We Are | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 3:09 |
| 2 | Welcome to Hillview Heights | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 3:25 |
| 3 | Downtown Birkenhead | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 3:02 |
| 4 | Who Killed New Brighton? | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 2:25 |
| 5 | Winebar Man | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 3:54 |
| 6 | A Scouse Werewolf in London | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 3:34 |
| 7 | The Art of Rape | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 6:19 |
| 8 | No Place to Run | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 2:41 |
| 9 | The Mushie Picker Boogie | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 4:46 |
| 10 | I Am the Trendiest Man Who Never Got Into Atmosphere | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 5:04 |
| 11 | Always the Bridesmaid | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 4:21 |
| 12 | 8000 Miles Away | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 4:38 |
| 13 | Nightmare at Normans | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 3:53 |
| 14 | Psycho-Nazi Police Cadet In...'Wheres Your Muzzy Shock!' | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 3:25 |
| 15 | The Things I'd Do for You | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 1:54 |
| 16 | They're a Funny Fuckin' Crowd Them Student Types | Jegsy Dodd & the Sons of Harry Cross | 2:38 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 85406e35-5332-4e08-b509-b34e278aed7b (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.