Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Christmastime in the 909 | Greenbrier Lane | 2:11 |
| 2 | Yellin' at the Christmas Tree | Billy Idol | 4:09 |
| 3 | Kwanzaa | Not Karl Malone | 1:53 |
| 4 | If You Were Born Today | Jimmy Eat World | 5:15 |
| 5 | Christmas in Vegas | Kathy Griffin | 1:13 |
| 6 | Feliz Navidad, Part 1 | Don Francisco | 0:46 |
| 7 | Merry Christmas | Pennywise | 1:12 |
| 8 | Kevin's New Year's Wishes | Kevin & Bean | 2:06 |
| 9 | Jingle Bells | Richard Cheese | 0:37 |
| 10 | 2000 Miles | Coldplay | 3:15 |
| 11 | Jason Biggs' Holiday Message | Jason Biggs | 0:29 |
| 12 | Rock You Hard This Christmas | The Dan Band | 3:36 |
| 13 | One for the Ladies | Charles the Security Guard | 1:15 |
| 14 | Crazy for Christmas | Crazy Gideon | 0:44 |
| 15 | Give the Jew Girl Toys | Sarah Silverman | 2:19 |
| 16 | Mole's Christmas Wish | Mole | 0:32 |
| 17 | All I Want for Christmas Is You | My Chemical Romance | 3:46 |
| 18 | Xmas | The Walkmen | 3:14 |
| 19 | The Christmas Apprentice | Not Donald Trump | 2:22 |
| 20 | Happy B-Day J.C. | Andy Dick and Willey Wisely | 3:23 |
| 21 | Merry Xmas | face to face | 2:54 |
| 22 | Pink Flamingos | Jerry Springer | 3:41 |
| 23 | Feliz Naviidad, Part 2 | Super Steve WIth the Whole Enchilada | 1:47 |
| 24 | Old Borego | Switchfoot | 3:26 |
| 25 | Holiday Heat | Not Shaquille O'Neal | 2:02 |
| 26 | When I Get Home for Christmas | Snow Patrol | 4:16 |
| 27 | Bean's New Year's Wishes | Kevin & Bean | 2:52 |
| 28 | It Hasn't Happened Yet | William Shatner | 3:42 |
| 29 | Loquecia's Christmas Review | Loquecia | 4:35 |
| 30 | Did You Ever Wonder? | Not Andy Rooney | 4:27 |
Member reviews
Source: MusicBrainz release group 75e29e93-08d1-333e-850e-b83074df83f9 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.