Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Inspirational Sermons | The Motel Bible | 1:24 |
| 2 | Eighty Four Thousand Hours You'll Never Get Back | The Motel Bible | 0:31 |
| 3 | Dead Fish Log | The Motel Bible | 0:46 |
| 4 | Give a Man Enough Rope, and Eventually He'll Hang Himself | The Motel Bible | 1:05 |
| 5 | Trading Spouses for History Lessons | The Motel Bible | 0:57 |
| 6 | Mathematical Theory of Human Relationship | The Motel Bible | 0:35 |
| 7 | A Self-Improvement Book Written by Assholes | The Motel Bible | 1:29 |
| 8 | As a Rule, Time and Self-Worth Should Be Measured in Currency | The Motel Bible | 2:14 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 1e8ac3f3-ff1d-4315-9230-145bcd701eee (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.