Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | You Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas | Red Peters | 3:55 |
| 2 | Away in a Manger | Frank Lenz, Erik Balmer | 3:16 |
| 3 | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Local H | 2:36 |
| 4 | Xmas Time (It Sure Doesn't Feel Like It) | The Mighty Mighty Bosstones | 2:58 |
| 5 | Christmas Crush | Home Grown | 3:26 |
| 6 | Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer | Less Than Jake | 2:06 |
| 7 | Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer | The Smithereens | 3:04 |
| 8 | Christmas With the Devil | Timothy B. Schmit, Tommy Funderburk | 4:34 |
| 9 | White Christmas | Goldfinger | 1:04 |
| 10 | The Little Drum Machine Boy | Beck | 7:01 |
| 11 | Santa Doesn't Cop Out on Dope | Sonic Youth | 3:20 |
| 12 | I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink for Me) | The Little Stinkers | 2:17 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 9cf78ede-b6ac-375c-892f-f59a4272fc27 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.