Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | That's Exactly What They Want | Ann Arbor Canasta Fix | 1:26 |
| 2 | Because of This Song in Particular I Will Never Make It as a Politician | Ann Arbor Canasta Fix | 1:57 |
| 3 | Peppermints Broke the Liberty Bell | Ann Arbor Canasta Fix | 1:22 |
| 4 | Disaster Leads to Destruction | Ann Arbor Canasta Fix | 2:47 |
| 5 | Texas Law Prohibits White Girls From Sampling | Ann Arbor Canasta Fix | 2:27 |
| 6 | Soviet Evacuation Plan | Ann Arbor Canasta Fix | 2:41 |
| 7 | Peppermints Decline to Discuss the Damage Done to the Liberty Bell | Ann Arbor Canasta Fix | 2:16 |
| 8 | Those Places With Basements | Ann Arbor Canasta Fix | 2:04 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group b5e8bdf3-bcd8-35d6-be42-03297bd6afbe (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.