Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lazy Microwave Bible | Jon Dore | 4:10 |
| 2 | The Greatest Pandemic | Jon Dore | 2:36 |
| 3 | I Heart a Had Attack | Jon Dore | 3:34 |
| 4 | My Girlfriend is a Woman | Jon Dore | 3:59 |
| 5 | Alaska and the Eagle Feather Law | Jon Dore | 5:28 |
| 6 | The Shattered IUD | Jon Dore | 4:42 |
| 7 | A Person Who Is Homeless (Mike) | Jon Dore | 4:12 |
| 8 | A Person Who Is Gingerbread | Jon Dore | 2:35 |
| 9 | A Person Who is Moustache | Jon Dore | 1:29 |
| 10 | How to Have Fun in the Hospital | Jon Dore | 2:53 |
| 11 | Meth Regrets | Jon Dore | 1:45 |
| 12 | We're All Going to Die | Jon Dore | 3:43 |
| 13 | Jason and Lisa | Jon Dore | 1:03 |
| 14 | The Parking Lot Closer | Jon Dore | 2:33 |
| 15 | Cool Morning Breeze | Jon Dore | 2:42 |
Member reviews
Source: MusicBrainz release group 714c462a-7967-4c63-9188-1f60c58c12bc (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.