Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Howard Is Bald | Anal Cunt | |
| 2 | Bald to the Bone | Anal Cunt | |
| 3 | A Conversation With Howard Wulkan | Anal Cunt | |
| 4 | Ballad of Baldness | Anal Cunt | |
| 5 | Howard Wulkan Is Bald (Acoustic and Jazz Versions) | Anal Cunt | |
| 6 | Night on Bald Mountain | Anal Cunt | |
| 7 | You Should Be Balding | Anal Cunt | |
| 8 | If I Can't Have Hair | Anal Cunt | |
| 9 | Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis version) | Anal Cunt |
Source: MusicBrainz release group ccad95d4-385b-3282-87f6-255b26cc4182 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.