Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Olivia Newton John | Uncle Bonsai | 4:23 |
| 2 | Don't Put It in Your Mouth | Uncle Bonsai | 3:43 |
| 3 | Man for the 80's | Uncle Bonsai | 5:36 |
| 4 | Meet Me Under the Table (A Drinking Song) | Uncle Bonsai | 4:56 |
| 5 | Kill the Competition (A Love Song) | Uncle Bonsai | 3:02 |
| 6 | Parcel Post | Uncle Bonsai | 1:17 |
| 7 | In the Suburbs | Uncle Bonsai | 4:16 |
| 8 | To Market, to Market (Pigs) | Uncle Bonsai | 5:38 |
| 9 | Too Many Creeps | Uncle Bonsai | 1:13 |
| 10 | Boys in Heat | Uncle Bonsai | 4:49 |
| 11 | They're at It Again | Uncle Bonsai | 5:19 |
| 12 | Splitting the Genes | Uncle Bonsai | 2:36 |
| 13 | Eine Kleine Nacht Musik | Uncle Bonsai | 1:30 |
| 14 | Chubby Wanna Sundae? | Uncle Bonsai | 4:37 |
| 15 | Ashley's Little Blues | Uncle Bonsai | 2:05 |
| 16 | There Is a Line | Uncle Bonsai | 1:51 |
| 17 | I Like Girls | Uncle Bonsai | 3:01 |
| 18 | Rich Kids | Uncle Bonsai | 3:51 |
| 19 | The Star Spangled Banner | Uncle Bonsai | 2:39 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group b5f329c7-a673-3648-b720-8431b6be26d3 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.