Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| A1 | Swearing and the Use of Bad Language | Billy Connolly | 3:21 |
| A2 | Weather Persons | Billy Connolly | 1:16 |
| A3 | Holidays in Aberdeen | Billy Connolly | 2:28 |
| A4 | Scuba Diving in the Carribean | Billy Connolly | 4:37 |
| A5 | Policemen and Soldiers | Billy Connolly | 2:23 |
| A6 | Attending the Birth | Billy Connolly | 3:09 |
| A7 | Washing Hair | Billy Connolly | 1:56 |
| A8 | Buying Shampoo | Billy Connolly | 1:04 |
| A9 | Pubic Hair | Billy Connolly | 3:55 |
| A10 | Vegetarian Dinner Party | Billy Connolly | 6:09 |
| B1 | Unfinished Blues | Billy Connolly | 0:52 |
| B2 | Songwriting (Pre-Rock 'n' Roll) | Billy Connolly | 1:22 |
| B3 | Roy Castle and His Trumpet | Billy Connolly | 1:09 |
| B4 | Chick Murray's Wife in Blackpool | Billy Connolly | 1:04 |
| B5 | Noises in Taxis and Dark Places | Billy Connolly | 0:55 |
| B6 | Men in Public Toilets | Billy Connolly | 0:39 |
| B7 | Train Journeys with Stink Bombs | Billy Connolly | 2:00 |
| B8 | Clingfilm Over the Porcelain | Billy Connolly | 2:26 |
| B9 | Mario Lanza Not Singing Softly, Softly | Billy Connolly | 2:58 |
| B10 | Cycling Equipment | Billy Connolly | 2:34 |
| B11 | Shop Assistants | Billy Connolly | 10:28 |
| B12 | The Rowan Tree | Billy Connolly | 2:39 |
| B13 | Barwick Green | Billy Connolly | 0:59 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 721d8c95-170b-3332-92f1-13b6005e20e6 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.